On this page you will find some of my favourite quotes from this eternal man.
"Don't worry, I'm not here to eat." -- Out of Mind, Out of Sight
"If I can go a little while without being shot or stabbed, I'll be okay."--Angel
"I can walk like a man, but I'm not one. I wanted to kill you tonight."--Angel
"I wasn't looking at your neck."--Prophecy Girl
The following quotes are new to this page. I hope you like them too.
"I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone they didn't even have chain saws."--Becoming, Part Two
"Yeah, baby, I'm back."--Innocence
"First I made her insane. Killed everyone she loved, visited every toture on her I could devise. She eventually fled to a convent, and on the day she took her Holy Orders, I turned her into a demon."--Lie to Me
"And every creature living on this planet will go to Hell. My friends, we're about to make history...end."--Becoming, Part One
"'Danced with' is a pretty loose term. 'Mated with' might be a little closer..."--Some Assembly Required
"Fireworks. Bells ringing. A dulcet choir of pretty little birdies. Come on, Buffy, it's not like I haven't been there before."--Innocence
"But she's so cute and helpless. It's really a turn-on."--Innocence
"What can I say? I was going through a phase."--Innocence
"Well, maybe next time I'll bring you with me, Spike. Might be handy to have you along if I ever need a really good parking spot."--Passion
"Evil one? Oh, man, now I've got hurt feelings."--Innocence
"Things used to be pretty simple. A hundred years, just hanging out, feeling guilty. I really honed my brooding skills. Then she comes along."--Lie to Me
"Loneliness is about the scariest thing there is."--Ted
"Why not? I killed mine. I killed their friends and thier friends' children. For a hundred years, I offered an ugly death to everyone I met. And I did it with a song in my heart."--Angel
"Sure you are, Willy. And I'm taking up sunbathing."--What's My Line? Part One
"But I don't want to dress like you."--Becoming, Part One
"Don't worry, I'm not here to eat."--Out of Mind, Out of Sight
That's it for now. Check back later.